Mar 15, 2009

I just want to Gradulate the Gator

Earlier this week I saw an excellent speech on the YouTubes by Congresswoman Corrine Brown (D) representing the 3rd District of Florida, in which she 'gradulates her Florida Gators on a superb national championship run. I enjoyed the speech so much, I decided to make a tribute to it, and to the unbeatable Florida Gators, Masters of College Football and Academia, thanks to the incredible work of corch Urban Meyers, Tim Tebow, and Percy Harvey. (See video for explanations of incorrect spelling)



Go Gator.

If you want to see the original speech, here it is below:

25 comments:

  1. Remember, UF is the top 1% of the 1%, right Urban Meyer??? LOLOLOL. Stupid pathetic woman. In all respects.

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  2. Hey Rival soundoff!

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  3. effing hilarious. must be the pahokee district?

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  4. nope she's in charge of the district with gainesville in it

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  5. She is in charge of Florida's 3rd Congressional district, which includes parts of Jacksonville, Gainesville, and Orlando. I know it sounds hard to believe, but look it up on wikipedia.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida's_3rd_congressional_district
    It makes me wanto to puke.

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  6. I remember when that Congresswoman from Georgia did the same thing when the Bulldogs won the BCS.

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  7. BS game is right... They took 5 WHOLE MINUTES to listen to this crap!? This is what they get paid for on slow news days?

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  8. and we wonder why our country is in the position it is currently in?

    that must be the amazing UF edumacation i keep hearing about.

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  9. Dumb bitch needs to STFU. This woman is a disgrace to the state of Florida and the University of Florida.

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  10. No wonder our country is going down the crapper. This is what our government does with their time and OUR money?!?!

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  11. I'm diggin' the silk bed robe. Nothing says Congress better than sleepytime.

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  12. I weep for our children.

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  13. Straight from Wikipedia, I give you her educational creditials!
    "Born in Jacksonville, Florida, Brown attended Florida A&M University, from which she received both a bachelor's and a master's degree, and the University of Florida, where she was awarded an Education Specialist degree."

    Forget no child left behind, no Congresswoman left behind is all the rave!

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  14. Well damn if that's the argument against a playoff no wonder the BCS is solid as a rock.

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  15. I'm from Florida, love the Gators. Can't stand Corrine Brown. I keep wondering how she keeps getting elected. It's a shame that's what we have representing us.

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  16. Wow, just wow. That was a disgrace to the state of Florida. I hope that was an honorary education specialist degree. I don't see how she got through middle school. I loved the corch Urban Meyer and Percy Harvey mentions. That giant wig and pimped out Gator nightie was special too.

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  17. Good Lord that was painful to watch...sorry to say she's from J'ville...Corch Mires wood b ohmmmmm....embressed....embarreded,,embares to sees that......:)

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  18. ...she surely did NOT graduate from UF ;p

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  19. I fixed the wiki:

    "Born in Jacksonville, Florida, Brown attended Florida A&M University, from which she received both a bachelor's and a master's degree, and the University of Florida, where she was awarded an Edgcashuns Specialist degree."

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  20. That was awesome. Consider yourself linked.

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  21. She is really a FAMU grad (go rattlers), that "earned" a "Specialist" degree while teaching in Gainesville.

    Where is her platinum grill? Spinner ear-rings and her pimp juice mug?

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  22. Yes, I am afraid that this is the same woman, who when first elected, was asked for her opinion on the terrible oppression that blacks were suffering in Freedonia. She replied that she thought it was awful, and that she was going to take immediate action to see that blacks were not oppressed in Freedonia any longer. Fortunately, Groucho Marx and his pals had already solved the problem in Freedonia 50 years earlier! Ala "Duck Soup."

    You all are laughing at this boob, who has found a way to get re-elected, year after year after year after year. She even had her District redrawn to suit her, in order to ensure that she is re-elected, year after year after year after year.

    As a lifelong Gator, normally I would be highly outraged over something like this, but even I have to admit......THIS IS A FUNNY VIDEO! I reckon it will be a long while before we live this one down. Won't someone please tie her lips behind her back?

    Now, about that volatile situation in Freedonia....

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  23. I live in Jacksonville, and I can tell you that Corrine Brown keeps getting elected because of her motto, "Corrine Delivers!!!" In case any of you are wondering, this is code for "Corrine delivers the goods and services of the federal government to her lazy, job-phobic, and felony-committing constituents."

    Sadly, she seems to have the survival skills of a cockroach because we cannot get rid of her, thanks to her outrageously gerrymandered district.

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  25. Oh look... Corrine Brown got reelected.Amanda Vanderpool

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