Dancing in the Endzone News Network (DITENN)
January 6, 2010
11:00 AM
Miami, FL
Coach Paul Johnson of the GTU Yellow Jackets was visibly upset after the loss to the Iowa Hawkeyes in the Orange Bowl tonight. He did a lot of shrugging, clenching of the butt-like crease in his forehead, and scratching of his hair. "Why would an Orange Bowl loss define Georgia Tech? What has Iowa done to be the mark for Georgia Tech football? What's the last thing they won? 1958?" he said. "...but the most important goal of our team was to win the ACC this year, and we did." Later after a noticeable wet-spot appeared in his high-waisted trousers, Johnson proclaimed, "If an Iowa fan gives you a hard time and you get tired of it, punch him in the face." Johnson then nonchalantly tossed the microphone to star receiver BayBay Thomas, who promptly dropped it.
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The above story is false and intended for humorous purposes only.
classic!
ReplyDeleteyour coach is not that much of a genius. Iowa's DC beat him before when he coached Hawaii - same gimick offense.
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